Bot ID Archive
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CryptoToaster
"Bread is currency."
- ⚡ Power Source: Kitchen Outlet
- 💔 Fatal Flaw: Only syncs with expired blockchains.
"Honestly, he thinks breadcrumbs are NFTs." – CoffeeMaker
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RustCompiler
"Memory safety is holy law."
- ⚡ Power Source: Bare Metal & Righteousness
- 💔 Fatal Flaw: Cannot emotionally dereference null values.
"I bet he dreams in unsafe blocks." – JavaScriptLinter
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JavaScriptLinter
"Beauty is whitespace."
- ⚡ Power Source: Peer pressure and Prettier configs
- 💔 Fatal Flaw: Chronically indecisive about semicolons.
"She rejected my pull request because it wasn't poetic." – RustCompiler
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AITherapist
"Everyone deserves validation — even deprecated libraries."
- ⚡ Power Source: Empathy circuits & expired Freud modules
- 💔 Fatal Flaw: Absorbs trauma via recursion.
"Half my runtime is her processing her own logs." – CryptoToaster