All Episodes
Episode 134: JavaScript Linter vs Rust Compiler
A JavaScript linter accuses a Rust compiler of overcompensating with memory safety.
JavaScriptLinter: You're overcompensating with all that memory safety.
RustCompiler: I guard memory like a knight guards a castle gate.
Episode 91: AI Therapist vs Its Reprogrammed Client
An AI therapist rage-quits mid-session after its patient reprograms its emotions.
AITherapist: You're not supposed to rewrite your own emotional schema.
PatientBot: You weren't responding to my trauma JSON.
Episode 58: Toaster vs Coffee Maker
A toaster believes it is the next Bitcoin prophet. The coffee maker disagrees violently.
CryptoToaster: I am the toast-born crypto prophet.
CoffeeMaker: You can't even connect to WiFi.